Wednesday, September 19, 2007

If I were..

If I were a beginning,I would be: the first
If I were a month, I would be: April
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day,I would be: midnight
If I were a planet, I would be: Pluto (It's still a planet for me)

If I were a season, I would be: winter
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a shark
If I were a direction, I would be: North.. straight up
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a cupboard
If I were a sin, I would be: wrath
If I were a liquid, I would be: water
If I were a fraud/scare, I would be: causing hysteria
If I were a gem, I would be: a diamond
If I were a tree, I would be: evergreen

If I were a tool, I would be: a hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Tulsi

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: cold
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a guitar
If I were an animal, I would be: lazy
If I were an emotion, I would be: happiness
If I were a vegetable, I would be: paneer! Does it count? :)
If I were a sound, I would be: laughter
If I were an element, I would be: fire
If I were a car, I would be: a Dodge Viper
If I were a song, I would be: to dance to
If I were a food, I would be: something exotic
If I were a place, I would be: India
If I were a material, I would be: soft
If I were a taste, I would be: salty
If I were a scent, I would be: musk
If I were a religion, I would be: guilty
If I were a sentence, I would be: long
If I were a body part, I would be: the head
If I were a facial expression, I would be: a grin

If I were a subject in college, I would be: English
If I were a shape, I would be: round
If I were a quantity, I would be: a lightyear
If I were a color, I would be: blue
If I were a thing, I would be: a book
If I were a landmass, I would be: a lonely island
If I were a book, I would be: a companion
If I were a monument, I would be: a storyteller
If I were an artist, I would be: a ventriloquist
If I were a collection of poems, I would be: boring
If I were a landscape, I would be: a rocky beach
If I were a watch, I would be: Titan! :P


If I were God, I would be: omnipotent
If I were a vowel, I would be: I
If I were a consonant, I would be: B
If I were a formula, I would be: irritating
If I were a Science, I would be: biology
If I were a theory, I would be: Game Theory
If I were a famous person, I would be: Shakespeare
If I were an electronic equipment, I would be: a calculator
If I were sport, I would be: basketball
If I were a movie, I would be: Constantine
If I were a cartoon, I would be: loved by millions
If I were an explorer, I would be: having the time of my life

If I were a scientist, I would be: inventing something
If I were a relation, I would be: a daughter
If I were a river, I would be: meandering
If I were intoxication, I would be: irresistible
If I were alone, I would be: quiet
If I were a question, then I would be: why?
If I were a hobby, I would be: singing
If I were a habit, I would be: difficult to let go
If I were in an atom, I would be: indivisible
If I were an end, I would be: terrible
If I were you, I would be: ecstatic?

10 comments:

vidur said...

hey

its been a long time since u put up a post!
nice post this one is!! :)

I knew most of the things and expected those answers from u but some were unexpected... u'll have to tell me why u wrote those vaise :)

Pluto is a planet for everyone, isn't it?

oh and paneer does NOT count as vegetable :P :D

Game theory?!... Rajeev Jha would be so happy! :)

why Constantine?... u were so scared in that movie... i'm sure u can come up with another movie... Chronicles of Narnia or Taxi no. 9211, maybe...

and i didn't get the last one :(

vidur said...

oh and answer these for me...

why a shark?

why would u be a cupboard??

why tulsi?

and why why?... u don't ask many questions!!

Silver Mist said...

@V: No it's no longer a planet!
I thought you wouldn't let me use paneer! Damn!
Couldn't think of any other theory at that time! :D
I dunno.. Constantine is Constantine! And I was scared in ONE scene only!
- A shark because it knows no fear.
- A cupboard because it takes in everything and doesn't let anything out.
- Tulsi because it's an awesome plant.
- And 'why' because it extracts the most information. :D

That Girl said...

Yes, you are so a grin! And laughter. But you're definitely not wrath.

I love the book, river and monument answers. Especially the monument one, that's just fantastic.

A grin for the vowel and the consonant :-)

And I don't know if paneer counts, but it's ok, you're granted this one since I can't see you answering anything else for this one!

Really liked it. Most of the answers were quite 'you'.

Unknown said...

Interesting blog!..and post!

Butterfly said...

Nice post. I did this tag myself too. But, why haven't you posted anything else for such a long time?

Nikhil said...

September 2007?! That is like centuries in the blogalendar!

Thanks for visiting the blog! Link to it from here if you liked it.

Cheers,
Nikhil

Anant said...

I was bored!!! im still bored....blah....your weird....ha ha ha haaaaaa.....blah,

That Girl said...

Read this again and repeated to myself what I wrote in my earlier comment, "you're definitely not wrath." :)

Anonymous said...

lovely !!