Wednesday, September 19, 2007

If I were..

If I were a beginning,I would be: the first
If I were a month, I would be: April
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day,I would be: midnight
If I were a planet, I would be: Pluto (It's still a planet for me)

If I were a season, I would be: winter
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a shark
If I were a direction, I would be: North.. straight up
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a cupboard
If I were a sin, I would be: wrath
If I were a liquid, I would be: water
If I were a fraud/scare, I would be: causing hysteria
If I were a gem, I would be: a diamond
If I were a tree, I would be: evergreen

If I were a tool, I would be: a hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Tulsi

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: cold
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a guitar
If I were an animal, I would be: lazy
If I were an emotion, I would be: happiness
If I were a vegetable, I would be: paneer! Does it count? :)
If I were a sound, I would be: laughter
If I were an element, I would be: fire
If I were a car, I would be: a Dodge Viper
If I were a song, I would be: to dance to
If I were a food, I would be: something exotic
If I were a place, I would be: India
If I were a material, I would be: soft
If I were a taste, I would be: salty
If I were a scent, I would be: musk
If I were a religion, I would be: guilty
If I were a sentence, I would be: long
If I were a body part, I would be: the head
If I were a facial expression, I would be: a grin

If I were a subject in college, I would be: English
If I were a shape, I would be: round
If I were a quantity, I would be: a lightyear
If I were a color, I would be: blue
If I were a thing, I would be: a book
If I were a landmass, I would be: a lonely island
If I were a book, I would be: a companion
If I were a monument, I would be: a storyteller
If I were an artist, I would be: a ventriloquist
If I were a collection of poems, I would be: boring
If I were a landscape, I would be: a rocky beach
If I were a watch, I would be: Titan! :P


If I were God, I would be: omnipotent
If I were a vowel, I would be: I
If I were a consonant, I would be: B
If I were a formula, I would be: irritating
If I were a Science, I would be: biology
If I were a theory, I would be: Game Theory
If I were a famous person, I would be: Shakespeare
If I were an electronic equipment, I would be: a calculator
If I were sport, I would be: basketball
If I were a movie, I would be: Constantine
If I were a cartoon, I would be: loved by millions
If I were an explorer, I would be: having the time of my life

If I were a scientist, I would be: inventing something
If I were a relation, I would be: a daughter
If I were a river, I would be: meandering
If I were intoxication, I would be: irresistible
If I were alone, I would be: quiet
If I were a question, then I would be: why?
If I were a hobby, I would be: singing
If I were a habit, I would be: difficult to let go
If I were in an atom, I would be: indivisible
If I were an end, I would be: terrible
If I were you, I would be: ecstatic?